RANDOM UPDATE by Craig Benzine

All right, Beardlovers. Here’s a little update about the goings on in the Wheezyverse. One big thing that you Tumblys/websiters/tweeters are the first to know, there’s a new next video video!

You know when you click on the “next video” annotation at the end of my videos it takes you to a video of me angrily explaining that there’s no next video? Well now there’s a new one! And within that video there’s mention of a new email list you can sign up for. Wooooooohooooooooo! Who doesn’t want more emails? Here’s the video!

In other news, at some point in the coming weeks Wheezy Studios will be moving. Yep! Moving AGAIN! But Chyna and I are staying in the same apartamento. I had a discussion with Corporate Clone (which will eventually be reenacted in an upcoming Wheezy documentary) and he finally convinced me (he gave me some chips and salsa) that it made fiscal, fiduciary, financial, emotional & moral sense to move the Studios to another place where it can co-exist under the same roof as The Good Stuff.

But that means, that’s right, The Good Stuff is really getting going again! Hooray! It’ll still be a few months before we see the new stuff but we’re working really super duper hard on it.

Anyway, the new studio will be bigger, more well lit, and just all around better, methinks. There will be plenty of room for my clones, cloning machine, whale tank, alligator pit, time machine, and other stuff. Also, it’s on the top floor of a building which gives me good access to my sky bank again. Finally I can make transactions again. My bed has been getting really crowded with all those dolla dolla bills, yall.

Thats all for now. Hope you’re having a lovely Sunday/Monday!

Wink (ding),

Wheezy Waiter

30 Different Ways to Laugh by Craig Benzine

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Edgar Allan POHHH NOOOOOOOO! by Craig Benzine

If you go to http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible1 and sign up you get your first download free! Obviously I'd recommend this collection of Edgar Allan Poe short stories, duh: http://bit.ly/1DIBRUb

To see that old Poe Toaster video from acclaimed journalist WheezyWaiter go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33wlr3ZFbq4
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The LAST Explosion Wednesday Video? by Craig Benzine

Can it be? Is it time?
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnAWel-zozQXRBpdHLRGYnQ

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News Stories:
SPACEX LANDING FAILURE:
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/10/us/spacex-rocket-launch/index.html

IDAHO EXPLOSION: http://www.idahostatejournal.com/news/local/another-mysterious-explosion-heard-in-bingham-county-residents-in-riverside/article_e76e150e-8f2f-11e4-86f2-573e59da983c.html

6 Things You Shouldn't Care About by Craig Benzine

I made a video about what you should care about and now here's a video about what you shouldn't! Wow! So opposite of that other video! Wow!
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Another project I'm currently working on that will be doing big things this year, The Good Stuff!
http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

If you'd like to support that you can do that on Subbable!
http://subbable.com/goodstuff

You could also support WheezyWaiter!
http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdgde_nINMzhur6fnmXmNmw

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Here's the Reddit thread that inspired this video:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2rrwdg/whats_something_everyone_complains_about_that_you/

The FINAL Explosion Wednesday? by Craig Benzine

I'm thinking about making this the last Explosion Wednesday video guys, I dunno. Whaddya think?
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News Stories

Bill Gates Drinks Feces Water:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30709273

Super Phone Charger
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30708945

Alien Earth
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30705517

Fireworks Factory Explosion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuN4xirvhHY

Jessa & Jill Feud
http://radaronline.com/photos/jessa-jill-duggar-feud-19-kids-and-counting-pregnancy/photo/836121/

6 Tips For Surviving The Winter by Craig Benzine

I hate the winter, but I continue living it a place where it happens. Here's some ridiculously useful things I've learned along the way.
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Crazy Person's INSANE 2015 Goals! You WON'T BELIEVE What Happens Behind You When The Video's Over! by Craig Benzine

Just thought I'd let you know about my goals for 2015, Beardlovers. Please excuse the ridiculous titles. Just having a little fun with stupid clickbait.
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Wheezy Elsewhere
Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/
Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter
Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter
Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter
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Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/
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Top 5 RIDICULOUS Ways I Lost My KEYS in 2014 that you WON'T BELIEVE! It's AMAZING! WOW! *Fart* JEEZ! by Craig Benzine

I just kept losing 'em. Jeez.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Beardlovers!!
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The Wheezy Rider by Craig Benzine

Christmas is coming and I've made the perfect gift for the biker in your life.

Thanks to Chris Thompson for being my bike model!

http://youtube.com/supdaily

And my running talk with him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9tolVx4gEQ
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Thanks for the wink!

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Hackers Ruined My Life by Craig Benzine

Today I clear up some issues with my previous video and explain why all this hacker business is really making things difficult for me in a BIG way! Jeez.
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by Craig Benzine

There's way more gamma ray bursts happening on Earth then we thought AND SpaceX is going to try to land a rocket!

And here's the video in which I reminded you that Explosion Wednesday has always been a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY1DKZiMD7I

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News Stories:
SPACEX: http://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-reuseable-falcon-9-ocean-landing-2014-12

GAMMA RAYS: http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30491840

by Craig Benzine

Just a good 'ole fashion explosion Wednesday.
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News Stories:
WEATHER BOMB: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30407295
ARMY GUN: http://cnnmon.ie/1vG1CuN
COLBERT: http://cnn.it/1vG1Dit
PENGUIN POO: http://bbc.in/1unRdVe

All About That Paste by Craig Benzine

I tried to make jokes about what I thought the kids were into these days, i.e. 4th Century Chinese History, but Corporate Clone had another idea...

In other news, my band, Driftless Pony Club, is playing this THURSDAY (December 11th) in CHICAGO. All ages. Info and tickets here: http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/701071?utm_source=tw1&utm_medium=amp

In other other news I'm currently training for a marathon and chronicling the experience on WheezyNews. There's 3 videos already! Here's the first one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwT74VTRADM&list=PLoSKjPtLb-Y16RtHoSfgpW0w9mlLXw00O

And it will eventually culminated into a video for The Good Stuff
http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

Oh yeah, and that song is based of of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor if you haven't heard it already. That would be amazing if you haven't.

What Should I Title This Video? by Craig Benzine

I spilled coffee on my keyboard and made a song and then made another song and then complained about everything. It's been a full day.

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The Shaving by Craig Benzine

The shave of the century...

^ Pretty cool tagline, huh. I thought of it with my mind brain.

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