Reasons Why Traveling is Awesome... & Sucks by Craig Benzine

Info about our Driftless Pony Club Tour! Wooh!

Dates and tickets:

CHICAGO
April 18 @ Metro
http://www.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSearch.jsp?performance_id=6835362

DETROIT
April 19 @ Magic Stick
4pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684085&pl=majestic
8pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684245&pl=majestic

CLEVELAND
April 20 @ The Agora
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5678825

PITTSBURGH
April 21 @ Rex Theater
http://www.showclix.com/event/HankDriftlessHarry

PHILADELPHIA
April 22 @ Union Transfer
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/786357?utm_medium=bks

D.C.
April 24 @ Black Cat
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/791323?utm_medium=bks

BOSTON
April 25 @ Middle East
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5688185&pl=mideastnew

NEW YORK
April 26 @ Gramercy Theater
http://concerts.livenation.com/event/00004E51C09F3EC0?dma_id=249

TUMBLR Post about it: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/
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My Best Video I Have Ever Made by Craig Benzine

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Another WheezyVerse Update by Craig Benzine

Just thought I’d check in again to let you know about all the stuff happening cuz there’s just so friggin’ much. Partly I’m writing this stuff out so I can keep track of it myself. Jeez.

Firstly, the new Wheezy Studios is up and running as I show you in the latest Wheezy Waiter video

Since that video I have started using different lights and there’s more stuff on the walls and it looks fantastic. Can’t wait to show you in the next video (which will also feature Sexy Clone so you better crank up that air conditioning if you know what I mean. Hubba hubba. Ahooogah. *eyebrows raise and lower* boing boing boing).

2ndly, Playlist Live happened a week ago and it was awesome to meet a bunch of you Beardlovers down there in Orlando as well as some of my old beardy friends. It was also awesome to spend time in a hot tub to melt off the last remnants of Chicago snow and ice still clinging to my body. Yeah, it stuck around for a while. Chicago cold transcends science.

But Florida wasn’t just for relaxing. No no no no. After Playlist I rented a car and met up with two of The Good Stuff crew, Ryan and David Wolff, in Fort Lauderdale so we could interview The Amazing Randi, a renown magician who, for decades, has been exposing hucksters and frauds who claim to be actual psychics and such.

After the interview Ryan, David, and I shared a rum bucket. It was glorious.

That interview will be in an upcoming The Good Stuff playlist called ‘Seeing Isn’t Believing’. TGS has actually been compiling lots and lots of interviews for upcoming playlists. It’s been a long time coming and I’m getting really anxious to show these things to you. It’ll be a few more months, however.

Let’s see. What else. I’ve done a few more Vines since we last talked. Including my favorite one to date which is Valentine’s Day themed.

My Snapchat is still going strong. Just look up ‘wheezywaiter’. If you haven’t ever used SnapChat, I understand. I was skeptical at first, too. But now that I’ve been using it a lot I’m actually quite enjoying it. It’s kinda like when I did the daily vlog but divided up into short clips and it’s a heck of a lot more expedient for me to use. So if you miss my daily adventures, I think this is a good replacement.

And there’s been a few new Crash Course: US Government and Politics videos as well as some new Mental Floss Big Questions.

And of course, I’m continuing to offer HUMOR TIPS on twitter every now and again.

This next week I’ll be putting out a few more WheezyWaiter videos and heading to Indianapolis to shoot some more CrashCourse. Then the following week I’m headed to New York City for a thing! (I’m not sure if I can talk about it.) AND throughout all of this I’ll be trying to find time to work on the new The Good Stuff videos.

Sheesh, so much going on. I hope this all makes sense to ya.

Wink (ding),

Wheezy Waiter

PS: I almost forgot, there’s some activity lately with my band Driftless Pony Club….hint: new songs.

Wheezy Studios is Moving AGAIN?! by Craig Benzine

Yep, moving. But NOT moving where I'm living, guys. Duh guys. I'm just moving Wheezy Studios. Duh.

Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter

Also also, special thanks to my special guest, Shay Carl! http://youtube.com/shaytards

And I'm not thanking my other special guest, Corporate Clone. I don't thank clones. 


Hey here's some other stuff that has to do with me:

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RANDOM UPDATE by Craig Benzine

All right, Beardlovers. Here’s a little update about the goings on in the Wheezyverse. One big thing that you Tumblys/websiters/tweeters are the first to know, there’s a new next video video!

You know when you click on the “next video” annotation at the end of my videos it takes you to a video of me angrily explaining that there’s no next video? Well now there’s a new one! And within that video there’s mention of a new email list you can sign up for. Wooooooohooooooooo! Who doesn’t want more emails? Here’s the video!

In other news, at some point in the coming weeks Wheezy Studios will be moving. Yep! Moving AGAIN! But Chyna and I are staying in the same apartamento. I had a discussion with Corporate Clone (which will eventually be reenacted in an upcoming Wheezy documentary) and he finally convinced me (he gave me some chips and salsa) that it made fiscal, fiduciary, financial, emotional & moral sense to move the Studios to another place where it can co-exist under the same roof as The Good Stuff.

But that means, that’s right, The Good Stuff is really getting going again! Hooray! It’ll still be a few months before we see the new stuff but we’re working really super duper hard on it.

Anyway, the new studio will be bigger, more well lit, and just all around better, methinks. There will be plenty of room for my clones, cloning machine, whale tank, alligator pit, time machine, and other stuff. Also, it’s on the top floor of a building which gives me good access to my sky bank again. Finally I can make transactions again. My bed has been getting really crowded with all those dolla dolla bills, yall.

Thats all for now. Hope you’re having a lovely Sunday/Monday!

Wink (ding),

Wheezy Waiter

30 Different Ways to Laugh by Craig Benzine

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Edgar Allan POHHH NOOOOOOOO! by Craig Benzine

If you go to http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible1 and sign up you get your first download free! Obviously I'd recommend this collection of Edgar Allan Poe short stories, duh: http://bit.ly/1DIBRUb

To see that old Poe Toaster video from acclaimed journalist WheezyWaiter go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33wlr3ZFbq4
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The LAST Explosion Wednesday Video? by Craig Benzine

Can it be? Is it time?
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News Stories:
SPACEX LANDING FAILURE:
http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/10/us/spacex-rocket-launch/index.html

IDAHO EXPLOSION: http://www.idahostatejournal.com/news/local/another-mysterious-explosion-heard-in-bingham-county-residents-in-riverside/article_e76e150e-8f2f-11e4-86f2-573e59da983c.html

6 Things You Shouldn't Care About by Craig Benzine

I made a video about what you should care about and now here's a video about what you shouldn't! Wow! So opposite of that other video! Wow!
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Another project I'm currently working on that will be doing big things this year, The Good Stuff!
http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

If you'd like to support that you can do that on Subbable!
http://subbable.com/goodstuff

You could also support WheezyWaiter!
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Here's the Reddit thread that inspired this video:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2rrwdg/whats_something_everyone_complains_about_that_you/

The FINAL Explosion Wednesday? by Craig Benzine

I'm thinking about making this the last Explosion Wednesday video guys, I dunno. Whaddya think?
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News Stories

Bill Gates Drinks Feces Water:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30709273

Super Phone Charger
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30708945

Alien Earth
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30705517

Fireworks Factory Explosion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuN4xirvhHY

Jessa & Jill Feud
http://radaronline.com/photos/jessa-jill-duggar-feud-19-kids-and-counting-pregnancy/photo/836121/

6 Tips For Surviving The Winter by Craig Benzine

I hate the winter, but I continue living it a place where it happens. Here's some ridiculously useful things I've learned along the way.
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Crazy Person's INSANE 2015 Goals! You WON'T BELIEVE What Happens Behind You When The Video's Over! by Craig Benzine

Just thought I'd let you know about my goals for 2015, Beardlovers. Please excuse the ridiculous titles. Just having a little fun with stupid clickbait.
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Top 5 RIDICULOUS Ways I Lost My KEYS in 2014 that you WON'T BELIEVE! It's AMAZING! WOW! *Fart* JEEZ! by Craig Benzine

I just kept losing 'em. Jeez.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Beardlovers!!
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