NEW UPLOAD SCHEDULE & Other Thoughts by Craig Benzine

I went to Indianapolis to shoot some CrashCourse and here's how my day went.

FYI, I've decided to make an upload schedule, every Monday and Thursday. Cool?
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All tour dates and ticket info here.

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STORY TIME: A Cookie Almost Killed Me by Craig Benzine

I'm allergic to tree nuts and one time I ate a cookie at the Wisconsin Governor's mansion and went to the hospital. I almost died. It was awesome.

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My Band’s Goin’ on Tour! Shows are selling out! Go here to find ticketing info:
http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com

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News Story Links:

Blood Transfusion Allergies

http://www.livescience.com/50406-blood-donation-allergies.html

Feeding peanuts to kids

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/02/is-it-really-safe-to-give-babies-peanut-butter/385892/

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This Celebrity Statue is Terrifying by Craig Benzine

Today I decided to report on 3 news stories like the good 'ole days here in Wheeze Town. 

One of the stories is about this terrifying statue, another is about the Large Hadron Collider and the 3rd is about the bathroom troubles at the opening game at Wrigley Field. Ewwwww.

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News Story Links:

THE STATUE

THE COLLIDER

WRIGLEY FIELD 
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Exercise is Bad For You by Craig Benzine

I just put up a video on Saturday! Check it out here: http://vid.io/xqwS
It's true. I came across an article, you guys.

Big thanks to Sam Grant for helping my shoot this thang.
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LIFE TIP: You Are Never A 'Grown Up' by Craig Benzine

'What do you want to be when you grow up?' is the wrong question. Today I give you some life tips about why we should rethink our life goals cuz we're doing it wrong.

If you're new here, welcome! Be prepared to be referred to as a beardlover from time to time. Also be prepared for clones, eagle punching, banjo faces (exactly what it sounds like), and having a good time. Unless you hate having a good time. Then you'll have a bad time.

The Trouble With Teleportation by Craig Benzine

Will teleportation be possible? How will teleportation work? I for one don't think I'll ever do it! 

(I guess I have done it with a teleporting mug but that's magic, not science. It's different. Duh.)

Also, you can already see the NEXT Wheezy video over on a new video platform called Vessel: http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

All my videos from now on will go over there a day early. If you sign up by the end of today you get a free year subscription. After today you still can get a free month trial. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter
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STORY TIME: When I Thought I Was Shot by a Gun by Craig Benzine

Also, Subbable has been acquired by Patreon! If you'd like to continue contributing go to http://subbable.com and follow the simple instructions to migrate over to Patreon. Should take less than five minutes. Also, Patreon has pledged to DOUBLE every contribution until April 30th. DANG! WOW!

After May 1st your Subbable account will be automatically cancelled. You can still make perk orders until July 31st.If you don't have a Subbable account & would like to start contributing you can go to http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter.My other show, The Good Stuff (http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff) also has a Patreon page: http://patreon.com/thegoodstuff.

Or you could do nothing but enjoy (or hate) my videos. I'll keep makin' 'em.Thank you for all your support, Beardlovers!

29 Ways to Cheer for the Team by Craig Benzine

Go here to download the Pocket Avatars app and send me your cheer via twitter with #PocketAvatars: http://bit.ly/1axhXj9
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I'm Quitting Coffee by Craig Benzine

What happens when you quit coffee? Is coffee good for you? Is coffee bad for you? These are questions that probably won't be answered in this video :)

ATTENTION: I forgot to remind you in this video but my band, Driftless Pony Club is going on tour to the east coast! Info here: http://driftlessponyclub.com
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Check out CGP Grey if you haven't. You should, duh. Here's the Coffee video I mentioned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg
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My Trip to New York (A Narrated Adventure!) by Craig Benzine

If you like things narrated at you consider an audio book from Audible! If you go to http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible6 and sign up you get your first download free! I highly recommend the hilarious book by Amy Poehler, Yes Please: http://adbl.co/1CrQPh3

I hope you liked my New York Travel adventure. Let this be your New York Travel Guide for all your New York needs.

Oh, in case you were wondering, here's that Mike Rugnetta guy: 
https://www.youtube.com/pbsideachannel
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Reasons Why Traveling is Awesome... & Sucks by Craig Benzine

Info about our Driftless Pony Club Tour! Wooh!

Dates and tickets:

CHICAGO
April 18 @ Metro
http://www.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSearch.jsp?performance_id=6835362

DETROIT
April 19 @ Magic Stick
4pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684085&pl=majestic
8pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684245&pl=majestic

CLEVELAND
April 20 @ The Agora
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5678825

PITTSBURGH
April 21 @ Rex Theater
http://www.showclix.com/event/HankDriftlessHarry

PHILADELPHIA
April 22 @ Union Transfer
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/786357?utm_medium=bks

D.C.
April 24 @ Black Cat
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/791323?utm_medium=bks

BOSTON
April 25 @ Middle East
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5688185&pl=mideastnew

NEW YORK
April 26 @ Gramercy Theater
http://concerts.livenation.com/event/00004E51C09F3EC0?dma_id=249

TUMBLR Post about it: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/
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My Best Video I Have Ever Made by Craig Benzine

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Another WheezyVerse Update by Craig Benzine

Just thought I’d check in again to let you know about all the stuff happening cuz there’s just so friggin’ much. Partly I’m writing this stuff out so I can keep track of it myself. Jeez.

Firstly, the new Wheezy Studios is up and running as I show you in the latest Wheezy Waiter video

Since that video I have started using different lights and there’s more stuff on the walls and it looks fantastic. Can’t wait to show you in the next video (which will also feature Sexy Clone so you better crank up that air conditioning if you know what I mean. Hubba hubba. Ahooogah. *eyebrows raise and lower* boing boing boing).

2ndly, Playlist Live happened a week ago and it was awesome to meet a bunch of you Beardlovers down there in Orlando as well as some of my old beardy friends. It was also awesome to spend time in a hot tub to melt off the last remnants of Chicago snow and ice still clinging to my body. Yeah, it stuck around for a while. Chicago cold transcends science.

But Florida wasn’t just for relaxing. No no no no. After Playlist I rented a car and met up with two of The Good Stuff crew, Ryan and David Wolff, in Fort Lauderdale so we could interview The Amazing Randi, a renown magician who, for decades, has been exposing hucksters and frauds who claim to be actual psychics and such.

After the interview Ryan, David, and I shared a rum bucket. It was glorious.

That interview will be in an upcoming The Good Stuff playlist called ‘Seeing Isn’t Believing’. TGS has actually been compiling lots and lots of interviews for upcoming playlists. It’s been a long time coming and I’m getting really anxious to show these things to you. It’ll be a few more months, however.

Let’s see. What else. I’ve done a few more Vines since we last talked. Including my favorite one to date which is Valentine’s Day themed.

My Snapchat is still going strong. Just look up ‘wheezywaiter’. If you haven’t ever used SnapChat, I understand. I was skeptical at first, too. But now that I’ve been using it a lot I’m actually quite enjoying it. It’s kinda like when I did the daily vlog but divided up into short clips and it’s a heck of a lot more expedient for me to use. So if you miss my daily adventures, I think this is a good replacement.

And there’s been a few new Crash Course: US Government and Politics videos as well as some new Mental Floss Big Questions.

And of course, I’m continuing to offer HUMOR TIPS on twitter every now and again.

This next week I’ll be putting out a few more WheezyWaiter videos and heading to Indianapolis to shoot some more CrashCourse. Then the following week I’m headed to New York City for a thing! (I’m not sure if I can talk about it.) AND throughout all of this I’ll be trying to find time to work on the new The Good Stuff videos.

Sheesh, so much going on. I hope this all makes sense to ya.

Wink (ding),

Wheezy Waiter

PS: I almost forgot, there’s some activity lately with my band Driftless Pony Club….hint: new songs.

Wheezy Studios is Moving AGAIN?! by Craig Benzine

Yep, moving. But NOT moving where I'm living, guys. Duh guys. I'm just moving Wheezy Studios. Duh.

Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter

Also also, special thanks to my special guest, Shay Carl! http://youtube.com/shaytards

And I'm not thanking my other special guest, Corporate Clone. I don't thank clones. 


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