This video is probably the naughtiest thing I've ever done. And definitely too naughty for the internet. Better watch it before YouTube takes it down.
Just a walk through the park thinking about Anthony Bourdain and where I've been.
Today I rode around with my friend Mark Gardner and tasted popular Austin fast food burgers to see which we liked best. It was fun. And filling. And sometimes musical.
Explosive new video! Wow! So explosive! Jeez. I just can't believe how explosive. Wow.
It's been a fun 11 years.
Oops. I said I wasn't going to make as many videos on our trip but I accidentally went ahead and made a video right on schedule.
Doin' a little comment responding and maybe a HANDSTAND!!!! Also, my dad makes a cameo.
LIFE TIP: Don't live in the past. Or the future. It's actually physically impossible. For now. (unless you consider Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, but then you could only go to the future and not come back, soooooo nyaaaah.)
This is perhaps the best video I've ever made. And I say that all the time so you know I have a lot of experience deciding that. I hope this video improves your life, unless it's already perfect. If so, well la ti da. Look at you.
Figured out the cure for acne and well, everything. You're welcome.
I wanna wish you all a happy #NationalWineDay & whatever other dumb thing today might be. We need an International Day during which we don't celebrate anything. I have decided on a day and reveal it in today's video. Also, I have a little family time.
Today we're putting the office together to make it all pretty and stuff. But like in a really entertaining way or whatever.
In today's video I tell probably the best story I've ever told. Am I overselling it? Probably. But hey, it's still a really good time with intrigue, bombs, and a mustache.
Sad World Goth Day!
Are We Sick of The Royal Wedding Yet? Barack & Michelle Obama Netflix Deal, & New Spiderman Villain /
Today I talked about the Royal Wedding but don't worry, I offset it with another story about a divorce. And then there's the whole Barack & Michelle Obama story... and then there's the new Spiderman Villain... and then you can take a nap.
Just giving my thoughts about gun control and mass shootings after the latest high school shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas. This is horrible and despite our huge idealogical divide on this issue, we need to figure out a way to at least do something, but hopefully multiple things.
I really think one of the best things a person can do is wait tables. Here's why.
Let's speed up, slow down, reverse upside down Laurel/Yanni and see what we can learn. Then, let's go to sleep.
Today we talk about my terrible Aunt Judde and I give some mind blowing FASHION TIPS! Watch to the end to learn how to get a free loaf of bread.
Guys, this video is really really good, like objectively. Like really.