<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post9204413476380308576..comments</id><updated>2007-06-28T13:53:07.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on the wheezy waiter: Beard Science</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/feeds/9204413476380308576/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html'/><author><name>Wheezy Waiter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17695089317191737887</uri><email>wheezywaiter@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-1923957798802528917</id><published>2007-06-28T13:53:07.403-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T13:53:07.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i have your beard, and i'm doing disgusting things...</title><content type='html'>i have your beard, and i'm doing disgusting things with it.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;send money quickly or it will end up in the same place as all the 1990s 90210 sideburn chops, which is in hairven (hair heaven).&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;also, i'm going to read/watch this blog on a daily basis until it starts sucking.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1923957798802528917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1923957798802528917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1183056787403#c1923957798802528917' title=''/><author><name>michael</name><uri>http://www.rocktransferprotocol.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-5694779430556624336</id><published>2007-06-26T21:49:38.070-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T21:49:38.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I fear man with no beard....</title><content type='html'>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I fear man with no beard.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/5694779430556624336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/5694779430556624336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182912578070#c5694779430556624336' title=''/><author><name>doodleman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14109998630897382694</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-7547166756055931254</id><published>2007-06-26T18:57:22.029-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T18:57:22.029-05:00</updated><title type='text'>if you check out more of our blogs, you'll see tha...</title><content type='html'>if you check out more of our blogs, you'll see that I left you my nipple.  I want that Benzine T-shirt, Benzine.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;A HREF="http://threeuddersandastudio.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow"&gt;for Chase and Chris&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;look at the Art Fair for the nipple.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/7547166756055931254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/7547166756055931254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182902242029#c7547166756055931254' title=''/><author><name>Chris and Chase</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06422737824391227324</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9098428971545446734</id><published>2007-06-26T13:34:18.804-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T13:34:18.804-05:00</updated><title type='text'>too bad. but you look so young without. oh, boy. w...</title><content type='html'>too bad. but you look so young without. oh, boy. well, i imagin that this should means something. and i don't know it. i have a new challenge for you. next time you speak german. all right? einverstanden? ja? schön. ich bin schon gespannt.&lt;BR/&gt;Tschüß</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/9098428971545446734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/9098428971545446734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182882858804#c9098428971545446734' title=''/><author><name>Gelatoallimon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15463168285195722690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01099765095047749352'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-4023695941174380268</id><published>2007-06-26T12:53:06.007-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T12:53:06.007-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey Wheezy,You've inspired Chris and I to stay con...</title><content type='html'>Hey Wheezy,&lt;BR/&gt;You've inspired Chris and I to stay connected, via internets. What a great world.&lt;BR/&gt;Chase</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/4023695941174380268'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/4023695941174380268'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182880386007#c4023695941174380268' title=''/><author><name>Chris and Chase</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06422737824391227324</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-1066033005816455447</id><published>2007-06-26T00:11:52.961-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T00:11:52.961-05:00</updated><title type='text'>traitor.</title><content type='html'>traitor.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1066033005816455447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1066033005816455447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182834712961#c1066033005816455447' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-1806991592354700632</id><published>2007-06-25T23:36:17.227-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-25T23:36:17.227-05:00</updated><title type='text'>nice face, face.</title><content type='html'>nice face, face.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1806991592354700632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/1806991592354700632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182832577227#c1806991592354700632' title=''/><author><name>ashleigh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-3525083873692815351</id><published>2007-06-25T21:32:08.029-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-25T21:32:08.029-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No Comment</title><content type='html'>No Comment</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/3525083873692815351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/3525083873692815351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182825128029#c3525083873692815351' title=''/><author><name>Gluebrass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348638361473286439</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-8983262021172627482</id><published>2007-06-25T20:15:27.605-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-25T20:15:27.605-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Long time listener, first time caller.  If I could...</title><content type='html'>Long time listener, first time caller.  If I could write an episode of Wheezy Waiter, I'd have a user submitted script (chock full of dialogue) delivered as if you were reading cue cards.  i just want to see the 'shifty eyes because of cue cards' delivery.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/8983262021172627482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/8983262021172627482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182820527605#c8983262021172627482' title=''/><author><name>lol ror xxors</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10532292644087451005</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-5417673760930274813</id><published>2007-06-25T18:37:38.293-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-25T18:37:38.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'>With the beard you kind of looked like the lead gu...</title><content type='html'>With the beard you kind of looked like the lead guitarist from a band I was in: without it you look scarily like the bass player, even loosing your hair in the same way.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Don't bother asking what band etc. We never did anything because we were...... shit.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/5417673760930274813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/9204413476380308576/comments/default/5417673760930274813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html?showComment=1182814658293#c5417673760930274813' title=''/><author><name>yourstruly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03290356445993084230</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00195637096050651609'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.wheezywaiter.com/2007/06/beard-science.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672333004224817215.post-9204413476380308576' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8672333004224817215/posts/default/9204413476380308576' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>