Been getting really good at bad parkour, you guys.
Bad Parkour 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRtjVihrZxs
Thanks for all the help and skating tricks, Rob Scallon!
Thanks to Emily Graslie for letting me dodge her:
Music is 'Men of Action' by my band, Driftless Pony Club, http://www.driftlessponyclub.com