All About That Paste / by Craig Benzine

I tried to make jokes about what I thought the kids were into these days, i.e. 4th Century Chinese History, but Corporate Clone had another idea...

In other news, my band, Driftless Pony Club, is playing this THURSDAY (December 11th) in CHICAGO. All ages. Info and tickets here:

In other other news I'm currently training for a marathon and chronicling the experience on WheezyNews. There's 3 videos already! Here's the first one:

And it will eventually culminated into a video for The Good Stuff

Oh yeah, and that song is based of of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor if you haven't heard it already. That would be amazing if you haven't.