This Celebrity Statue is Terrifying / by Craig Benzine

Today I decided to report on 3 news stories like the good 'ole days here in Wheeze Town. 

One of the stories is about this terrifying statue, another is about the Large Hadron Collider and the 3rd is about the bathroom troubles at the opening game at Wrigley Field. Ewwwww.


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