The Wheezy Story

My name is Craig. I've made thousands of

videos since 2007 in order to quiet the

"I should do somethings" in my brain.

And now I've done way too many things

but I gotta keep going because I made

a deal with the all seeing all knowing

space baby in the center of

the universe. He gave me

YouTube glory in exchange

for my beard if I ever stop

churning out the vids.

Sometimes my wife, Chyna

is in them, too. (see picture)

picture of me as a hot dog