The Wheezy Story

My name is Craig. I've made thousands of

videos since 2007 in order to quiet the 

"I should do somethings" in my brain.

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And now I've done way too many things

but I gotta keep going because I made

a deal with the all seeing all knowing

space baby in the center of

the universe. He gave me

YouTube glory in exchange

for my beard if I ever stop

churning out the vids. 

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Sometimes my wife, Chyna

is in them, too. (see picture)

picture of me as a hot dog